Iron Buffalo is moving in a new direction. Thus we are looking for ground floor investors.
First we secured the much sought after GO 4 (Meter Maid Mayhem Machine, aka 4M) contract with the city of Denver.
Now we are moving onto a bigger/better, truly unique (OK brilliant) business model.
OK here it is, the "Money Ball".
Our first stop will be the mafia, "Need concrete boots"? Give us a call.
Easy Quickcrete money, Boom Batta Bing.
Come on I can tell you are starting to see it aren't ya!
Wish you had thought of this first don't you. Hah!
Need to send something to the bottom of the river, lake, ocean, bog, give us a call.
Ya' need concrete work quick?
Iron Buffalo has got your back (or is that feet?) no job to small, size 4's are fine! No job to big, size 14 & 15's are common in this clan...
The Russian mafia will be all over this (or is that under). Heck the Ural is made in Russia! National pride angle, right?
They really care about their comrades, "How many bags ya' need Vlad?"
Next comes the hard part, marketing.
What should we call her? Come on get those creative juices flowing, I can't handle all of this brilliance myself.
We already have The Mule, 4M (3M was already taken) and now?
Every machine has to have a name to effectively market to a specific demographic.
Let'r rip, this could be huge! Don't hold back tell me what you think. Yes I'll share our massive fortunes with you for the honor of naming the next beast, really!
If you are interested in investing, just send me a check.
Your budding financial adviser,
Bottom of The Bog Bill
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